I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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