This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
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