You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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