Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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