Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I came so hard my ears popped.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Randomize
