Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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