and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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