I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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