i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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