I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you made out with another girl for some wings
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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