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(415): View more from California

no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge

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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?

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anal.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs

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(618): View more from Illinois

You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs

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(315): View more from New York

I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.

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(425): View more from Washington

Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment

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(843): View more from South Carolina

It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.

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