There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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