College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
