whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just cropdusted the office
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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