Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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