And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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