were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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