Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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