Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Randomize
