i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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