I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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