Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The adults are the big ones right?
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