Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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