Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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