It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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