Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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