You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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