ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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