I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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