what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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