I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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