omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
ok first of all what the fuck
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