I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
id be glad to
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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