i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
