If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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