Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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