you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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