nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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