its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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