allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
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