i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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