Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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