that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Terrible idea I love it
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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