No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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