Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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