her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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