So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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