There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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