so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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