How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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