whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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