you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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