Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
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